5.5-foot Dreamy Deuce Poop Emoji Pool Float

Kolmar Direct

293 In stock

Beach Gear

Kolmar Direct

$ 19.99
$ 19.99

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This tremendous tushie tot from Sol Coastal measures 5.5 feet wide! What, is it weird that we measure our poo? Don't worry, you'll want to measure yours too. In fact, this is one poo you're going to want to show your friends! With its shades, smirk, and raised eyebrow, this emoji is cool as a poocumber. Made of long-lasting vinyl, you can enjoy floating on your floater all season long. And, in case there are any "accidents," we've even thrown in an emergency patch kit.

Inflation Tips:

The bottom chamber of the float will fill first. Give the corners a gentle push to enable the air to continue into the second chamber. Repeat this with the third chamber, and your poo should be round and fluffy in no time! And remember, all floats expand after their first inflation. If your float feels a little limp, that isn't lost air, it's gained size! Just top your float off with a little air and get back in the pool.

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.


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